I love this one. Totally reminded me of my mom and me....
Here's what JR wrote (well, more like dictated to the teacher) about me. He brought this home on Friday, and was really excited to give it to me. My comments are in parenthesis.
J.R.'s Mommy
My mommy's name is Jan. Her eyes are blue (I wish!) and her hair is yellow. (I wish; But I guess to a child that thinks he's Chinese I do look like a blue-eyed blonde.) While I am at school she goes to eat lunch (not really), takes care of the babies, and sometimes gets the laundry (actually, that's Jason's job now that the babies are here) and waits for me at the bus. I like to help her fold stuff that comes out of the washer. (JR takes his dish towel and baby blanket folding job very seriously. I let him help me fold the other night and he told me it was a "special night".) My mommy's favorite color is pink. She likes to eat fruit. My mom is at least 15 (yep!)When I kick her, my mom gets mad. (Yeah, we still have some issues to work through.) My mommy likes to watch Spiderman and adult shows that my dad likes to watch. (Okay, great, so his teacher thinks we're watching porn, but anything that isn't a cartoon is an 'adult show' to JR. Should I send a note to school explaining that?) I love my mommy because she is so sweet to me. (Awwww!)
My mommy's name is Jan. Her eyes are blue (I wish!) and her hair is yellow. (I wish; But I guess to a child that thinks he's Chinese I do look like a blue-eyed blonde.) While I am at school she goes to eat lunch (not really), takes care of the babies, and sometimes gets the laundry (actually, that's Jason's job now that the babies are here) and waits for me at the bus. I like to help her fold stuff that comes out of the washer. (JR takes his dish towel and baby blanket folding job very seriously. I let him help me fold the other night and he told me it was a "special night".) My mommy's favorite color is pink. She likes to eat fruit. My mom is at least 15 (yep!)When I kick her, my mom gets mad. (Yeah, we still have some issues to work through.) My mommy likes to watch Spiderman and adult shows that my dad likes to watch. (Okay, great, so his teacher thinks we're watching porn, but anything that isn't a cartoon is an 'adult show' to JR. Should I send a note to school explaining that?) I love my mommy because she is so sweet to me. (Awwww!)
And here's my picture...I'm lookin' pretty good these days!
3 comments:
Thank you, my blue-eyed blond, porn-loving daughter. And you ARE looking pretty good these days. Those star earrings are spectacular!
JR drew a beautiful portrait. You are sooo happy! And I too, think the star earrings are very special. I know your mothers day was triple blessed! Love ya...Lu
OMG she said porn!!!! hahahahaha!
Happy Mother's Day Jan and M! I love you both!!!
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