Jason: Come on JR, don't you want to smell good? Girls like it when you smell good. What's that one's name that likes you at school.
JR: Daddy. They all like me.
Jason: Really? How do you know they like you.
JR: Because when I say something funny, they all laugh. And if they laugh, that means they like you.
Yep. Kindergarten...and he's got it all figured out.