How To Celebrate Your 10 Year Wedding Anniversary

Go get a pen and paper because this is amazing.

You'll seriously want to take notes and use these strategies for that special day of your own.

1. Completely forget your anniversary.

2. Even when you're at the roller rink (it's an ice skating rink in the winter) and you're looking at the calendar to set up a Cub Scout event, don't remember.  You should say, "Yeah, Thursday, June 23rd. That sounds good."  Saying the date out loud shouldn't trigger any memory.

3. Receive an anniversary card in the mail from your mother-in-law, and as a wave of sudden panic washes over you, say to husband, "Oh my gosh! Did I forget our anniversary?"

4. Tell husband that your "accidentally" scheduled rollerskating on your 10th anniversary night.

5. Also, don't even bother to buy husband an anniversary card since the only funny one you find is the one you gave him last year.  Giving a lovey-dovey, sappy card is not even an option.

6. Smile for your 10 year anniversary picture. 

7. Look on the bright side, of all the crazy places you've been and things you've done, you've never been rollerskating together.