So my cruise picture problem was resolved.
I have to give it to Royal Caribbean...I figured we'd never see the 5 pictures we ordered, but they apologized for the mix-up and sent me every picture we took, so yay for great customer service.
Here are some where we're all smiling and looking at the camera with our eyes open.
(And, as always, act surprised if you happen to see one or two show up on a Christmas card.)
If you're wondering why the other 2 don't have individual portraits, they were off at the club.