I'm not often the subject of Fashion Fabulous Friday, but move over Kyle, I'm taking the coveted Friday spot away from you today.
Last night was Cassidy's ugly Christmas sweater party, and though everyone didn't participate in the ugly sweater wearing, everyone did proudly prance around in awesomely bad headwear.
Speaking of headwear, I made the conscious decision to fashion a headband a la Khloe Kardashian out of my remaining tinsel.
Obviously it was a lot of look...
And lesson #1 learned: this is why nobody says they want to look like Khloe.
Bad sweaters and headwear weren't the only tackiness represented.
Shelly raided her mom's (a retired elementary school teacher) jewelry box for the perfect "teacher gift" necklace.
You can see my "sweater" the best in this picture. Yep, I broke out the hot glue gun and tinsel.
And yes, I realized I looked like I weighed 300 pounds just looking in the mirror.
Lesson #2 learned: Outlining your body in fluffy tinsel is not flattering.
Lesson #3 learned: You look a lot cuter for the pictures if you don't wear an ugly sweater, and come dressed fashionably.
But you don't win the ugly sweater contest!
(Did you really think I'd let anybody else win?)