I was singing The Gummy Bears Song* after dinner tonight and as I finished I said: I think I'm ready for American Idol. Whadaya think, JR?
JR: Or America's Funniest Home Videos.
Yes sir-eee. I'm that good.
*The Gummy Bears Song: A song I made up to the tune of the Veggie Tales theme song. I sing it in an operatic voice as I pass out gummy bears, or at JR's request.