So I'm going to give you the top, top secret recipe for my kids' favorite cookies.
Toll House cookie dough (make sure you get plenty of the dough on your face as you shove more in your mouth than you get on the cookie sheet)
Smashed as flat as you possibly can
(Not sure why they think that's part of cooking making.)
Supervised by Paw-Paw in his barn.
Seriously, who wouldn't want to make (and eat) Barn Cookies when the barn looks like this?!
(Yes, Freddie decorated it for Christmas.)