When we were at Elitch Gardens the other day Kyle, Reed, and I sat down to watch one of the shows while the bigger kids were off riding.
During the show they asked for two back-up dancers, and mine were the first two with their hands in the air.
They got picked and happily strutted their stuff.
(And if you're wondering if they were really that sweaty...no, they're just soggy.
We had just gotten off one of the water rides.)
Just like me, extreme concentration works best when your tongue hangs out of your mouth.
Look how high Reed is!
Doin' 'The Robot'
playin' a little air guitar
And the big finish.
If all else fails I'm thinking 'cheesy theme park performer' is definitely on the list.