My mom: We'll write her a note. It's fine. We'll write her a note.
Me: JR, It's okay. Don't worry about what Harry told you. She never came to see him. The Tooth Fairy is an American. She only takes teeth from American kids. How could she work in China too? She'd never get to sleep!
*JR continues his hysterics*
My dad: The Tooth Fairy is just like Jesus. She knows everything!
My mom (busy writing and cutting out): Here take this*. Put this under your pillow.
*And here is a picture of 'this'. (Picture taken the next day, hence the lack of tears.)
And being that The Tooth Fairy is an American-who-only-works-in-America-and-knows-everything-just-like-Jesus, she did come. Only too bad for her since JR stuck his tooth under his pillow where she couldn't actually find it. Needless to say, The Tooth Fairy only picks up real teeth...but isn't that nice of her to still dole out cash for fake ones!
3 comments:
stop it stop it stop it this is toooooo cute.
Gotta be careful with that paper, though. I noticed a note left from the toothpaper just HAPPENED to match a set of stationary my grandmother had and I started asking questions
Cute story - From what I hear from JR, she pays really good for those fake teeth, or could that have something to do with being at Maw Maw and Paw Paw's house.
Seriously, you all are TOO funny! I want to come and visit you AND your parents, you have so many good stories!! Thank goodness the All-American Tooth Fairy is all knowing and was able to stay awake long enough to pay JR for his "replacement" tooth:-)
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