Thursday, October 1, 2009
On the Lam
Breaking News! I think I'm on the lam! After reading the Durango police reports and finding out that a car taking up 3 spaces is grounds for a 911 call, I'm pretty sure I've been reported to the cops. We went to the library today and the only space available was the Fuel Efficient Parking. Being the rebel that I am, I parked anyway. It's safe to say that my SUV with a Texas license plate and 5 Jesus fish (2 big, 3 small) was certainly turned in to the authorities. I'm already planning my defense...If they come after me I'm just going to start hollering out, "But we eat organically now! I love bike riders! Wildlife are our friends!" I'll be sure and keep you updated on my hopefully non-inmate status.
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3 comments:
Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape. MR
HAHAHA! You crack me up Jan! I'm often a rebel at the library too! Don't worry, I'll protect you from Durango's finest!
Fuel efficient parking? hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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