I have a strict closed door bathroom policy.
Bathrooms in this house are like Vegas. What happens in there...stays in there!
Now, this post is certainly not about going to the bathroom, but it is on the cusp.
So I'll be keeping the identity of my subject(s) hidden.
Let's just say that "Lenny" sometimes wears underwear around the house. "Squiggy" doesn't understand why he can't wear underwear too. In fact, Squiggy gets so upset about this that he wears them anyway.
On top of his clothes.
Now this little situation would be fine in the privacy of our own home, but the other night, Squiggy was insistent on wearing his underwear out to eat.
And just in case you need a vocabulary refresher:
insistent- in·sist·ent /ɪnˈsɪstənt/ –adjective
throwing a big ol' wall-eyed fit, complete with rolling in the floor and hysterics
Needless to say, Squiggy wore his underwear.
But I figured since it's Durango, nobody would even notice.
(Photos taken in public restaurant)
5 comments:
The 'big ol wall-eyed fit' comment pretty much gives away Squiggy's identity. And I would bet someone in that restaurant took it as a new fashion trend - who knows where it could go.
That Lenny and Squiggy are too funny. Were JR's eyes rolling off the top of his head?
Hmm...I wonder which budding fashionista committed this treason?
That is hilarious. I am sorry but that is really funny!
HYSTERICAL!!!
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